sailorslayer
sailorslayer:

sailorslayer:

Kuza’s debut EP, FROM HELL AND HATE, is now available on all online markets.
Amazon 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BNXAJZE/ref=dm_ty_trk

iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/from-hell-and-hate-ep/id611169120

Google play

https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Kuza_From_Hell_and_Hate?id=B6u5e6jfb4jsy74v5d4rcr3lowu&feature=nav_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDMsImFsYnVtLUI2dTVlNmpmYjRqc3k3NHY1ZDRyY3IzbG93dSJd

Fan of Kuza?  Join the street team to keep up to date on what’s going on and be part of the movement to insure complete domination.

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sailorslayer:

sailorslayer:

Kuza’s debut EP, FROM HELL AND HATE, is now available on all online markets.

  • Amazon 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BNXAJZE/ref=dm_ty_trk

  • iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/from-hell-and-hate-ep/id611169120

  • Google play

https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Kuza_From_Hell_and_Hate?id=B6u5e6jfb4jsy74v5d4rcr3lowu&feature=nav_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDMsImFsYnVtLUI2dTVlNmpmYjRqc3k3NHY1ZDRyY3IzbG93dSJd

Fan of Kuza?  Join the street team to keep up to date on what’s going on and be part of the movement to insure complete domination.

someone decided to steal this so let’s make note of the original

sailorslayer
sailorslayer:

sailorslayer:

Kuza’s debut EP, FROM HELL AND HATE, is now available on all online markets.
Amazon 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BNXAJZE/ref=dm_ty_trk

iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/from-hell-and-hate-ep/id611169120

Google play

https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Kuza_From_Hell_and_Hate?id=B6u5e6jfb4jsy74v5d4rcr3lowu&feature=nav_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDMsImFsYnVtLUI2dTVlNmpmYjRqc3k3NHY1ZDRyY3IzbG93dSJd

Fan of Kuza?  Join the street team to keep up to date on what’s going on and be part of the movement to insure complete domination.

someone decided to steal this so let’s make note of the original

sailorslayer:

sailorslayer:

Kuza’s debut EP, FROM HELL AND HATE, is now available on all online markets.

  • Amazon 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BNXAJZE/ref=dm_ty_trk

  • iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/from-hell-and-hate-ep/id611169120

  • Google play

https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Kuza_From_Hell_and_Hate?id=B6u5e6jfb4jsy74v5d4rcr3lowu&feature=nav_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDMsImFsYnVtLUI2dTVlNmpmYjRqc3k3NHY1ZDRyY3IzbG93dSJd

Fan of Kuza?  Join the street team to keep up to date on what’s going on and be part of the movement to insure complete domination.

someone decided to steal this so let’s make note of the original

officialkuzastreetteam
officialkuzastreetteam:

Kuza’s debut EP, FROM HELL AND HATE, is now available on all online markets.
Amazon 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BNXAJZE/ref=dm_ty_trk

iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/from-hell-and-hate-ep/id611169120

Google play

https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Kuza_From_Hell_and_Hate?id=B6u5e6jfb4jsy74v5d4rcr3lowu&feature=nav_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDMsImFsYnVtLUI2dTVlNmpmYjRqc3k3NHY1ZDRyY3IzbG93dSJd

officialkuzastreetteam:

Kuza’s debut EP, FROM HELL AND HATE, is now available on all online markets.

  • Amazon 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BNXAJZE/ref=dm_ty_trk

  • iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/from-hell-and-hate-ep/id611169120

  • Google play

https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Kuza_From_Hell_and_Hate?id=B6u5e6jfb4jsy74v5d4rcr3lowu&feature=nav_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDMsImFsYnVtLUI2dTVlNmpmYjRqc3k3NHY1ZDRyY3IzbG93dSJd

enemigosxenemies
blueberricakee:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

 #you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy

DAT TAG.  Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now

blueberricakee:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

 #you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy

DAT TAG.  Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now

sailorslayer
sailorslayer:

The band name is Kuza.  Currently, there are 4 roles open for audition.  

Lead guitar
Rhythm guitar
Bass
Drums
Kuza also needs someone that has the capability to be backup vox…which means if you can scream and play—you have better chances.

How do you audition?

Auditioning is simple.  Record a video of yourself playing I Am The Devil and email it to kuzaband@yahoo.com.  
I Am The Devil is in drop C tuning.
You can find the instrumental version of the video posted here.
Note:  Females and males can audition but make sure that you pass the requirements first.

Is there a deadline?

Currently, there isn’t a deadline that is posted.  Finding members isn’t possible overnight.  However, it is recommended that you submit it quickly.  It is very possible that Kuza finds all he needs within the first 30 days.  You don’t want to miss an opportunity like this.

What are the requirements to joining?

You must be over the age of 18.
You must be able to drive and tour.
If chosen, you will have to give up your job and school.
You must be able to maintain good stage performance.  Not sure what that is?  It’s incredibly easy to figure out.  Look at different bands that have performed in the past.  Constantly activity or movement supplies to stage presence.
Be aware that this isn’t some Britney Spears themed band.  Kuza falls under the metal genre.  The understanding of that is very vague but the basis is you should be able to fit the genre in some way.

sailorslayer:

The band name is Kuza.  Currently, there are 4 roles open for audition.  

  • Lead guitar
  • Rhythm guitar
  • Bass
  • Drums
  • Kuza also needs someone that has the capability to be backup vox…which means if you can scream and play—you have better chances.

How do you audition?

  • Auditioning is simple.  Record a video of yourself playing I Am The Devil and email it to kuzaband@yahoo.com.  
  • I Am The Devil is in drop C tuning.
  • You can find the instrumental version of the video posted here.
  • Note:  Females and males can audition but make sure that you pass the requirements first.

Is there a deadline?

  • Currently, there isn’t a deadline that is posted.  Finding members isn’t possible overnight.  However, it is recommended that you submit it quickly.  It is very possible that Kuza finds all he needs within the first 30 days.  You don’t want to miss an opportunity like this.

What are the requirements to joining?

  • You must be over the age of 18.
  • You must be able to drive and tour.
  • If chosen, you will have to give up your job and school.
  • You must be able to maintain good stage performance.  Not sure what that is?  It’s incredibly easy to figure out.  Look at different bands that have performed in the past.  Constantly activity or movement supplies to stage presence.
  • Be aware that this isn’t some Britney Spears themed band.  Kuza falls under the metal genre.  The understanding of that is very vague but the basis is you should be able to fit the genre in some way.
0ptimusxfine
aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS


rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.


i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

image

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

image

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

image

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

image

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN